They butter-boarded my pizza. The box is literally dripping.
They butter-boarded my pizza. The box is literally dripping.
by Yohansugarnuggets
24 Comments
HopefullDespair
Always hated when pizza palaces do this. It could just go in a little paper bag instead of having to take your word for it being in the pizza box.
ropose95
Jalapeños, pineapple and mushrooms as a topping is a crime in itself
zeejay772
This entire pizza is a criminal offense, guilty of 400 degree pizzaslaughter
frodo28f
They want you to stop ordering. Especially anchovies
PuzzleheadedTea4221
That ain’t butter. That some of the nastiest oil that you can get as cheap as possible.
Weird_Vegetable_4441
Murder
Weird_Vegetable_4441
No cheese. Not a pizza.
Commercial-Star-291
that’s criminal alright.
kitkanz
Big-Foot-141
I knew PJ’s was greasy slop, but this is beyond.
justicejustisjusthis
Is that mold?
MrPlowThatsTheName
What the fuck even is that?
JD_tubeguy
That is nasty and a crime against food not just pizza.
SloppyMeathole
I don’t think that would have made much of a difference. You described how you had it made in a different post and it sounds like the most vile thing ever.
Oh_Lawd_He_commin420
Hell yeah
Detective_Hyrax
This pizza crime should be tried in The Hague.
NTufnel11
I think the person was conveying their disgust with your topping choice. They were viscerally upset by having to cut and box this pizza and crashed with the butter squeeze bottle
Though now that I see what sub I’m in, it’s not entirely clear to me which one of you committed the crime.
ShiftyState
You ordered it this way, and nothing you say will convince me otherwise.
It IS a crime. Go turn yourself in.
think_evade
The only thing worse than what they did to this pizza was the order itself
The-Cursed-Gardener
Pizza premeditated homicide
No-Blueberry-1823
That is nasty! I am sorry
Bugsy_Goblin
The whole thing looks like it was made in a damp basement under a leaking pipe…in the dark.
Grasscutter101
Hang him twice.
Bones-1989
Still trying to decide when I’ll open up my good ‘dines.
24 Comments
Always hated when pizza palaces do this. It could just go in a little paper bag instead of having to take your word for it being in the pizza box.
Jalapeños, pineapple and mushrooms as a topping is a crime in itself
This entire pizza is a criminal offense, guilty of 400 degree pizzaslaughter
They want you to stop ordering. Especially anchovies
That ain’t butter. That some of the nastiest oil that you can get as cheap as possible.
Murder
No cheese. Not a pizza.
that’s criminal alright.
I knew PJ’s was greasy slop, but this is beyond.
Is that mold?
What the fuck even is that?
That is nasty and a crime against food not just pizza.
I don’t think that would have made much of a difference. You described how you had it made in a different post and it sounds like the most vile thing ever.
Hell yeah
This pizza crime should be tried in The Hague.
I think the person was conveying their disgust with your topping choice. They were viscerally upset by having to cut and box this pizza and crashed with the butter squeeze bottle
Though now that I see what sub I’m in, it’s not entirely clear to me which one of you committed the crime.
You ordered it this way, and nothing you say will convince me otherwise.
It IS a crime. Go turn yourself in.
The only thing worse than what they did to this pizza was the order itself
Pizza premeditated homicide
That is nasty! I am sorry
The whole thing looks like it was made in a damp basement under a leaking pipe…in the dark.
Hang him twice.
Still trying to decide when I’ll open up my good ‘dines.